Well, I wrote an eloquen, detailed, lengthy review, but apparently Blog does not like when you attempt to copy whole blocks of text, because it deleted the whole thing:
So here's some key phrases of the review:
"made the time pass quickly"
"Treasure of the Sierra Madre = awesome"
"Jesus = fish"
"play the same characters, but the results are flipped"
"the naive weakling gets the glory, the big masculine cowboy gets nothing"
Anyway, to make it look like I still got that same length, here's Lee Marvin about to do something bastardly: